Doctor Mork!

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, Series 11 continues to nosedive with the reveal of what The Vagina Doctor will be wearing…

Her outfit looks bloody awful. We’re back to the days when the Doctor and his companions didn’t wear proper clothes but “designed” outfits. Yes folks, it’s back to the Eighties with Chris Chibnall, the new John Nathan-Turner. I thought they might at least have had the sense to put her in a Sarah Jane Adventures waistcoat, boots and jeans ensemble. But no. Instead we get some crap faux Tennant long coat, a Mork and Mindy t-shirt & braces and some half-mast trousers. It looks like the sort of pretentious crapola you see on a catwalk. And it won’t be very practical when she’s out filming on location, freezing her tits off.

Doctor Who has become Doctor Mork!

As is to be expected, a new Showrunner means a new TARDIS prop, and Chibnall’s looks as flawed as the show it’ll soon be featuring in. Why is the Pull To Open handle on the wrong side for a start? And what have they done to the lamp at the top? It looks like the base of the Eccles/Tennant sonic. Meh. Okay, so it’s got the black door panel where the phone would be, something we haven’t seen since The Seeds of Doom, but why change the box anyway? What was so wrong with the Capaldi one? Seems like a pointless expense and no doubt the new TARDIS interior will be just as bad…

Not that I’ll be watching, ‘cos I won’t. Twice Upon A Time will be the end in more ways than one, and from here on in Whopix will be a Jodie Shittaker Free Zone…


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The Celestial Toymaker in COLOUR!

Over at Whoflix, we’ve recently posted our fan edit of The Final Test, the sole surviving epsiode of The Celestial Toymaker. Here’s some pix we colourised to go with the post…

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Shada 2017


Looks like Whoflix has yet another version of this story to Fan Edit! Let’s just hope the animators have learned the lessons of Power of the Daleks!

You can view our Fan Edit of the surviving bits of the story HERE!

As far as the VAM is concerned the only thing that’s new to this release is the Studio Sessions, which hopefully will include Tom’s bleeped out swearing…

I dunno about you but Whopix will be buying the £20 DVD rather than the £40 steelbook!

The Doctor meets Clare Keightley – BBC Animation 2017

The Doctor meets Clare Keightley – Ian Levine Animation 2013

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The Abominable Snowmen in COLOUR!

Over at Whoflix, we’re currently fan editing our way through the orphan episodes of Classic Doctor Who, and our latest is Episode Two of The Abominable Snowmen.

Here’s some colourised pix we made to go with the post…

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New Series Doctors Sidebar Templates

Here, as promised are the Big Finish inspired sidebar templates I use for my Whoflix Fan Edits for the New Series Doctors. Right click and Save As.

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Sidebar Templates – Classic Series Doctors

As requested by some, here are the blank Big Finish style sidebar templates that I use over at Whoflix for the mock CD covers that accompany each fan edit post. Classic Doctors first, New Doctors to follow. Right Click and Save As…

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Twice Upon A Time…

… hmmm, anybody else have some questions after seeing rather brilliantly fan-pleasing trailer for the upcoming Xmas ep? I do! As well as the usual pointless speculation…

The trailer starts with a shot of the TARDIS from The Tenth Planet before giving us an amazing morph from Hartnell to Bradley. Looking again at the shot, you can see that it’s actually a shot of Hartnell on top of Bradley and not the other way round…

Which means we’re going to get some recreations of moments from The Tenth Planet in the Special… yay! It makes budgetary sense to give the new Mondas Cybs another run out, never mind that they did for Twelvy like they did for One…

… moments such as this, where Hartnell’s regeneration starts a lot earlier than we thought it did in the original… but why is Polly’s dress pink instead of red???

And why is Bradley wearing the wrong gloves? They had him wearing the correct  fingerless ones in An Adventure In Space And Time, so what went wrong there?

…Bill’s back, Potts that is, so hooray! But please, no Clara… and we get Twelve in One’s TARDIS and One in Twelve’s TARDIS… [as well as the regulation explosions and what may or may not be Vortis…]

In terms of pointless speculation, I reckon the two Doctors are stuck in the closing moments of The War Games, as the Time Lords do their best Deus Ex Machina and resolve the story, thought that might be a fanwank too far even for Moffat… Peter Capaldi will clearly encourage Bradley Hartnell to embrace the change, only to realise that he has to do the same as well.

As for Gaytits, he’s either one of the War Lords or he’s the equivalent of Lieutenant Carstairs from that story. Or he’s simply channeling Captain Darling from Blackadder 4. Or he’s the Sam Kisgart Master… or Edward Brayshaw regenerated and trying to escape…

But I reckon he’s just a bargain basement Brigadier.

And I bet he says “Splendid fellows… both of you!”

…and Twelvy will regenerate in the TARDIS, where else. And we all know what happens then…



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Jodie Whittaker IS The Doctor!

jodie whittaker doctor who

Fuck. They’ve finally gone and done it.

RIP Doctor Who.

thirteen doctors.jpgNO TO DOCTOR 13

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Series Ten Ratings


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Twelve Plus One? Thirteen!

So Twelvy got done in by the Cybermen, just like One did.

Twelve and One are in the 2017 Xmas Special, where we will meet the Thirteenth Doctor.

And Twelve Plus One is Thirteen!

and here’s the original, with Capaldi & Bradley…



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